Driving flatus
I think it’s really silly when drivers turn their signal on after they’ve already turned or merged.
That’s like letting out a huge fart and then exclaiming, “Hey guys, I need to toot!”.
No sense
VW driver from New Mexico, why would you not just pull through to the next open parking space if you’re going to park over the line anyways?
Also, it helps to pay attention when you open your door SO YOU DON’T FUCKING DENT THE CAR DOOR NEXT TO YOU.
BUT I ALREADY KILLED YOU.
No, not really.
A few days ago, I saw an online article about how women really aren’t terrible at parking as everyone says they are.
This morning, I watched a girl attempt to back her F-150 into a parking spot at GMU. She spent probably 5-10 minutes doing so, and in the process, hit another car. Which hit ANOTHER car.
I’m glad I didn’t actually read the article, because this girl makes me think it’s false.
It’s really not that difficult.
About to get out of my car to leave for class, I see a girl in her blue Honda fly by me and the empty parking space across from mine.
She is on her phone, clearly looking for a spot. Disappearing for a good minute, she comes back in reverse and does a terrible job of backing into the spot.
Now, I’m used to seeing awful parking, but I’m more curious about whether she decided to find another open spot and was unsuccessful, or if she really needed to drive far enough away so that she could back up.
I want to say it’s more likely the latter because she is also an Asian female.
Did you just….stereotype yourself?
Alright.
This should be a crime.
Wanna play a game?
What a fucking coincidence
So, the photos I just posted were from yesterday evening.
As I’m sitting in my car, waiting to go to work, guess who pulls up right next to me. The champion queen of parking.
She still couldn’t manage to park straight.
And a bonus nugget from fellow students. This gave me a good chuckle.
